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Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2011
The New York Times pumping out op-eds about Covid.
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Tesla Jesus is fully charged! Happy Easter.
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In case you were wondering how big of deal this Will Smith slap is in Hollywood - it’s raining in LA and no one has mentioned it. We are lost.
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I’m sorry but this also slapped!!!
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Anyone who didn’t watch the Oscars who are just now logging on to Twitter.
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Good luck to the band playing will smith off early.
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Is Chris Rock’s face gonna be in the in memoriam?
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As ridiculous as this hypothetical is, I can totally understand Ted Cruz not wanting to identify as Ted Cruz
"I'm an Hispanic man. Could I decide I was an Asian man?" Sen. Ted Cruz asks Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson.
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This is our aquifer. The Halawa Shaft, up until Dec. 2021, provided 20% of Honolulu’s water. The Board of Water Supply announced that due to the Navy contaminating our water with fuel from their leaking Red Hill tanks, we may never be able to draw from this shaft again. Ever.
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Bryan Paulk retweeted
This TV comedy writer hasn't worked in a year and needs a job to get a job: 'Agents and showrunners are like women who date Pete Davidson. They don’t want you until somebody hotter than them wants you' theankler.com/p/my-hollywood…
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For all you people who don’t use the metric system, that’s like 250 cats duct taped to 20.5 Dyson upright vacuums.
Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland trib.al/aAcXJVb
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Until I had kids, I mainly slept in the nude. Now I sleep with just a bow tie on. I’m not some weirdo, boorish monster.
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When you play hide-and-go-seek with your 3 yo.
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Oil companies making record profits and raising gas prices to record levels should be the new definition of being gaslit.
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Really starting to regret purchasing a gas-powered butt plug.
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Bryan Paulk retweeted
Idaho's house just passed HB 675. It passed by a vote of 55-13. It would make providing gender affirming care to trans teens a felony with a life sentence.. Worse... it makes leaving the state with your trans teen to move elsewhere and provide them with care a felony as well.
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Why don’t we ever ask the people of Gotham City who their favorite Batman is?
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We know who hogs the moisturizer.
Kicking off the birthday weekend! 🎉
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Good boom work.
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I want to know who charged them $120M for the color brown.
#Uncharted is expected to gross over $50M in its 4-day opening period. The film cost $120M to produce.
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