Keeping this pretty anon, to keep big brother corp policies out of my (non-existent) hair. Know me? Hit me up, I'll tell ya what I think.

Bossier City, LA
Joined September 2010
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Oddly, the oldest picture you have of yourself is the youngest picture of yourself, while the youngest picture you have of yourself is the oldest picture of yourself. I've confused myself. Have I got that right?
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Always been amazing to me how little many in the US know about each other's region besides caricatures on TV and movies
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You can't make this shit up.
Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”
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In 24 hours, I’ll give away some free lunar eclipse prints to a random retweeter of the below tweet. Good luck!
Looking for prints of my lunar eclipse images from this morning + more astrophotography and rocket launch photography? Save 22% on all print orders on my website today with discount code 'lunareclipse2022' at checkout! johnkrausphotos.com/Gallerie…
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“The way to get it under control is not, ‘Let’s all get infected a few times a year and then hope for the best.’” -@K_G_Andersen
The coronavirus has become more adept at reinfecting people as Omicron and its many descendants seem to have evolved to partially dodge immunity. Waves of infections two, maybe three times a year may be the future of Covid-19, some scientists now fear. nyti.ms/37RX05U
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“Ban abortion, ban trans people, ban words, ban kneeling during the national anthem, ban books, ban masks, ban vaccine mandates, ban history, ban science, ban math, ban cartoons… TO PROTECT OUR CHILDREN!” What about guns? “Banning guns won’t solve anything.”
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This is the closest Russian operatives have gotten to Zelensky since the invasion started.
Senate minority leader @McConnellPress and GOP senators @SenJohnBarrasso @JohnCornyn, @SenatorCollins met with President @ZelenskyyUa in Kyiv. photo credit: Andrij Sybiha
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Florida’s Gov has picked a new secy of state — primary job is running the election — & it’s a Q cult member.
The wife of Florida’s new Secretary of State supported the Capitol riot, says the world is ruled by Satan-worshipping child molesters, and the couple flies a QAnon flag on their boat. #flapol orlandosentinel.com/politics…
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And on Saturday the 14th, Jason rested.
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Can y’all chill or nah ? We talking about practice 😬😬😬 @Tua 🥱 #Dimez # Uno #soulrunner
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My teen asked if she could go on a spring break trip with her friends and I said yes. She should’ve asked if I would *pay* for the trip cuz, ooh buddy, is she gonna be SHOCKED when she puts that one together.
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Asbestos may be bad for you, but not as bad as asworstos.
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Banning guns won't stop criminals from getting guns, but sure, let's ban abortion to stop women from getting abortions
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